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palerider wrote: Wed Jun 15, 2022 9:42 am
Newmarket wrote: Wed Jun 15, 2022 4:20 am Our Chihuahua looks like David Moyes
And has more of a brain.
Well he’s not as :lol: fussy (what he pisses up) let’s just say that
Bring back Jonathon !

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Newmarket wrote: Wed Jun 15, 2022 4:20 am Our Chihuahua looks like David Moyes
Does he lick his own bollocks or his masters like David ?

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Dwayne Pipes wrote: Wed Jun 15, 2022 11:46 pm
Newmarket wrote: Wed Jun 15, 2022 4:20 am Our Chihuahua looks like David Moyes
Does he lick his own bollocks or his masters like David ?
His own fortunately. I’ve been seen to .
Bring back Jonathon !

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Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 6:21 pm
palerider wrote: Mon May 23, 2022 10:11 am

Too pricey for me.

Why pay £7 a bottle when industrial cleaning fluid works out at 65p a litre ?

Ah the joys of wandering around stark bollock naked and three sheets to the wind.
I've been on it for years, fucking marvelous stuff and at 65p a wallop, wonderful value my friend.
Seems as though the Yanks have picked up on your ideas...

https://news.sky.com/story/alaska-child ... e-12634713

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Fade-and-Die wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:03 pm
Brookbonds73 wrote: Tue May 24, 2022 6:21 pm


Ah the joys of wandering around stark bollock naked and three sheets to the wind.
I've been on it for years, fucking marvelous stuff and at 65p a wallop, wonderful value my friend.
Seems as though the Yanks have picked up on your ideas...

https://news.sky.com/story/alaska-child ... e-12634713
Start 'em young I say.

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palerider wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:06 pm
Fade-and-Die wrote: Thu Jun 16, 2022 2:03 pm

Seems as though the Yanks have picked up on your ideas...

https://news.sky.com/story/alaska-child ... e-12634713
Start 'em young I say.
You'd think the parents would be praising the teachers for a bit of forward planning.
Trying to warm them up a bit especially in Alaska is no mean feat in my book.
Ungrateful bastards.
Love a cup of Rosey I do.

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Just cooked myself a fry-up. My father's day treat as my kids are both tight-fisted cunts. Although to be fair it's imported yank shite anyway..

Two fried eggs, fried bread, 4 rashers of streaky, beans and fried potatoes. Toast on the side.

Mushrooms are ok but didn't have any. Or any sausages. I have some chorizo but that didn't seem right. If some tomatoes, one tinned one would suffice but didn't bother. I thought I had some black pudding but must have given it to the cats.

And with HP sauce. Anyone who puts ketchup on a meal with baked beans in it is a fucking wrong'un in my book.

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My bum's itchy!!!

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palerider wrote: Sun Jun 19, 2022 11:03 am Just cooked myself a fry-up. My father's day treat as my kids are both tight-fisted cunts. Although to be fair it's imported yank shite anyway..

Two fried eggs, fried bread, 4 rashers of streaky, beans and fried potatoes. Toast on the side.

Mushrooms are ok but didn't have any. Or any sausages. I have some chorizo but that didn't seem right. If some tomatoes, one tinned one would suffice but didn't bother. I thought I had some black pudding but must have given it to the cats.

And with HP sauce. Anyone who puts ketchup on a meal with baked beans in it is a fucking wrong'un in my book.
:lol:
COYI!!!

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Kelly Holmes is a lezzer, Elvis is dead, I cannot fucking believe it
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