And yet you still follow the Irons
And yet you still follow the Irons
I suspect I was dropped on my head at birth.
You probably endured the robust attentions of a Hattie Jaques type midwife, using the forceps to strenuously grip and extract your bonce from the birth canal during delivery.
Hattie Jacques.BlackDiamond wrote: ↑Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:36 amYou probably endured the robust attentions of a Hattie Jaques type midwife, using the forceps to strenuously grip and extract your bonce from the birth canal during delivery.
One of those thick set hearties, that mean well ,but can bend the frontal lobes during a forcible extrication.
Followed by a tremendous whack on the arse with a meaty hand that got the lungs booted up. These Ladies did not mess about with namby-pamby niceties, as extolled in the Royal College of Nursing's 'Baby knows best' pamphlets.
No sir, these harridans of virtue ran a very tight ship...way before somebody invented the term concussion protocol...
Hi I'm Barbara from Huddersfield.
Only if he's house trained
I've had to take my bondage trousers to Sketchleys.Brookbonds73 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 18, 2022 12:21 pmHattie Jacques.BlackDiamond wrote: ↑Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:36 am
You probably endured the robust attentions of a Hattie Jaques type midwife, using the forceps to strenuously grip and extract your bonce from the birth canal during delivery.
One of those thick set hearties, that mean well ,but can bend the frontal lobes during a forcible extrication.
Followed by a tremendous whack on the arse with a meaty hand that got the lungs booted up. These Ladies did not mess about with namby-pamby niceties, as extolled in the Royal College of Nursing's 'Baby knows best' pamphlets.
No sir, these harridans of virtue ran a very tight ship...way before somebody invented the term concussion protocol...
I'm just popping next door to see if their pooch is ok
Or born 4 and a bit miles from the ground